the bone conductor

i hope it was worth it; i hope the 80 million dollars you spent on 3′ by 4′ by 1/100th of an inch of pigmented oil was worth it, while this is going on in the world; while families are giving their children away because they don’t have 3 dollars a month. i really hope it’s worth at it this month’s Big Dick Club for the Tiny Dicked meeting, where everyone with a .25 inch dick whips out the receipt for their monets and chagalls and van goghs and vicously hopes everyone forgets about the .25-inch dick part. you could become an international superhero, you could save a generation from the abyss, and… you bought a painting. not to support the artist, obviously, or to support art, as there are many working, living artists who could use a little cheddar. no, you did it to support your sub-.25-inch dick. congratulations. i hope it was worth it.