extra-long… what now?
this has been sitting in my drafts queue for a while now; i can’t imagine why…
apparently the line btween absurd and brutal degeneracy hadn’t been well enough defined. i think we can all thank sonic for illuminating that line like a fucking laser beam in a coal mine. hey, look, we took what might be a decent sandwich and put it on a… HOT DOG BUN. and we’re calling it the extra-long sandwich thing! brilliant! because a hot dog bun is kind of long! sure, we could actually buy some real fucking bread to make a sandwich with, but why do that when we already had all these hot dog buns laying around? plus, if you eat at sonic you’re already used to shovelling shit directly into your mouth via a rusty, diseased spoon-ish object that you might have made out of your own hard, pure dumbassedness.